“Be vewy, vewy quiet! I’m hunting Vice Pwesidents!”

Here’s a story idea I pitched to DC Comics for their Looney Tunes book that I often write for:

“Chain Knee” ELMER FUDD is sneaking though the woods hunting wabbits (BUGS), when he “accidentally” shoots YOSEMITE SAM in the face. Sam retaliates with a tow chain, which “accidentally” breaks Elmer’s knees. Bugs can’t believe it. They’re actually beating on each other for a change, instead of going after him. When the two goons wind up in the hospital, Bugs disguises himself as their nurse and takes his revenge for all their years of torture with ice cold bed pans, open hospital gowns and so-called “food”.

I’ll let you know if they buy it.

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