The Best Looney Tune You’ve Never Seen, Part 1

Above is the opening Warner Bros. logo for the best Looney Tune you’ve never seen. How do I know that? Because I wrote it. Well, that’s kind of egotistical, you say. I say, not at all. Not only did it win top honors, the Gold Special Jury Award, in the Short Subject/Film and Video Category at the 2000 Worldfest Houston International Film Festival, but if you’ve seen all the other Looney Tunes (and I’m including Merrie Melodies, too), then this is the best one that you’ve never seen. Here is the title card:

Tomorrow I’ll tell you the story of how it came to be made and delve into trying to figure out why you’ve never seen it.